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Richard Titties, an out-of-shape martial arts wannabe, is shot into an alternate dimension after his girlfriend Cynthia is kidnapped. Her captors are a group of tittie obsessed madmen led by Zeefros, the master of the supernatural realm. Zeefros kidnaps women for the sole purpose of seeing their titties. Richard joins up with his sister Raine Brown, a Gorilla and a gaggle of other strange characters, in order to save his girlfriend. He must search inside, overcome his futile martial arts skills, and find the kung fu fighter within if he is to save himself and all those that dwell in the alternate world.
Sean Molnar Dante Briggins Jonathan Kline Dixon Mason Seregon O'Dassey Raine Brown Evan Goldstein Christian Acevedo Robin Corneby David Johanson Mike Marino Sophia Disgrace John Archer Lundgren Michael Emery Crystal Parra Acevedo Leah Bay Bronson Pinchot Chiva Soriano Dawn Jones Kecia Craigg Jody Ebert Hunter Schlesinger Mark Migdal Joseph McConnell Kevin Kolack Lori Cecilia Mike Reineke Dan Truman Tony Aidan Vo Jeannette Trexler Karl 'Kung Fu' Guy Adam Czaplinski Salvatore Toarmina Shawn C. Phillips Mike Finelli Evelyn Vinyl Miss Mary Cyn Reagan Leonard Sam Masotto Doug Drucker Sean Bennett Chet Hardaway Stanislav Shkilnyi Rowan Bousaid John Williams Benedict Hudson Robert Weba Steven Potenzieri Bettina Skye Alisa Lova Loria Vlies Cosimo Camporeale Rob Cottignies Maurice Avalishvili Jonathan Avalishvili Joe Poltrictzky Christopher Stadulis Raelynn Finelli Jeanine Hill
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