No Lifeguard on Duty
In this unearthed lost movie from 1990 that the studio deemed too terrible to release, a Vietnam Veteran Sal Bando(Sorbo), tortured by his past as a Poolboy returns home to Van Nuys, California, and a country he doesn't recognize, in which it seems only Mexicans run pool-cleaning companies. Bando sets off on a brutal mission to reclaim his "rightful" vocation and enact revenge on the man(Trejo) who killed his wife and son.
Kevin Sorbo Danny Trejo Ross Patterson Jason Mewes Desi Lydic Edi Patterson Bryan Callen Mark Curry Robert LaSardo Alanna Ubach Ahmed Best Paul Ben-Victor Cherise Bangs Al Carabello Robert Caso Jennifer Elise Cox Nick Thune Gary Valentine Matt Winston Jean St. James Rachel Ann Mullins Richard Karn Jacqui Holland Bryan Krasner Courtney Gains Keena Ferguson Brendan McCarthy Benton Jennings Braxton Davis Joe Hang Akira Lane Jennifer Popagain
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