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Tell the Lord not to send His Son, tell the Lord to come Himself. They're gonna need Him.
A group of door-to-door salesmen are on their way to the national meeting. Sales haven't been very good this year and they are worried. Things get weird when the king of bible and gun sales says he is going to take over their turf. Let the bizarreness begin.
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